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Happy Thanksgiving from McGuire Wood & Bissette!

Happy Thanksgiving from McGuire Wood & Bissette!

Happy Thanksgiving from McGuire Wood & Bissette!

Hey Pilgrims! From all of us at MWB to you, our cherished family, friends, clients, and Asheville community, we are grateful you are part of our world. Life is more bountiful with your wisdom, love and caring. As we give thanks for you we also wish you the Happiest Thanksgiving this season!

Bonus: Owl Jokes

What does an owl with an attitude have? (A scowl!)

Why do owls never go courting in the rain? (Because it’s too wet to woo!)

What do you call an owl with a sore throat? (A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!)

What type of books do owls like to read? (Hooo-dunnits!)

What do you call an owl that does boxing? (Muhammad OWLEE!)

Why did the owl invite his friends over? (He didn’t want to be owl by himself!)

What do you call a magical owl? (HOOOO-Dini!)

 

Source: https://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/owl-facts-for-kids/owl-jokes/

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